A Few BAD Waiter Jokes

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
***None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many waitresses does it take to change a light bulb?
***Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
***"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."