Did You Ever Wonder...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that it could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."

I was just wondering...

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