We finish off Guest Blogger Month with this from Hungry Hungry Hipster. She's not really a hipster... just an offbeat introvert with an appetite. Read her take on an untimely death...
"From all of us here at [undisclosed site]",Dear Mother of the Groom of the family that did not finance the wedding,
We apologize for the death of our event coordinator's father the day before the reception. We realize this has been an inconvenience for you. Please feel confident that our staff will do our best to execute the timeline and details created, designed, and agreed upon by the bride's side of the family to your standards.
Just as you have requested, we have everyone whose name you arbitrarily remembered on staff called in until [undetermined time] to aimlessly supervise the supervisors. This is a big day for you and your son, and we hope to give him the wedding celebration every little boy's mother dreams of.
Sincerely,
Random Server #4
PS. We are grateful for the couples' decision to have unlimited butlered wine, 5-hour open bar, and the martini luge. God Bless their foresight. "
Thanks Hipster for your unique take on the expectations of an average wedding and for taking part of Guest Blogger Month. Please visit Hipster's site and support the people that support this blog.
3 comments:
Oh god, I can just see some uppity bitch screeching random names into the phone, demanding to know WHAT you're going to DO for HER since your event coordinator had the bad taste to grieve of her son's wedding day!
That would be something wouldn't it?
purplegirl, that's exactly what happened...until she got some drinks in her
...god i love this industry
thanks for the support boss-man!
HHH
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