They do nothing but bitch.
They are always looking at their watch, trying to measure how minutes the food is late.
The intentionally give incomplete info on when the group REALLY is going to break for lunch.
They always have 18 or 19 boxes that need to be shipped-out at the end of the event.
They need a podium in way too many rooms.
They need all the food labeled (what a pain in the ass).
They want whole milk, half & half, skim & even soy milk...WTF!
They want an easel for every breakout room, every buffet line, and to direct their attendees (I guess 'cause they're so f'ing stupid).
They always need to have the "pre-con" on Sunday morning at 10 f'ing o'clock! --- Screw you bitch!
They always wait until we put all the pens and pads out on 14 different breakout room to then say, "Oh I forgot to tell you...we have our own pads and pens". I could kill her.
They want photo copies of everything everyday.
Flipcharts, flipcharts everywhere!
They continually walk into "back-of-the-house areas (I hope you slip and fall on your ass next time).
And the worst of all......they're always so damm ugly!
I could go on and on but I getting pissed-off just thinking about them so I've got to go...
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