Anonymous said on She's Sleeping With Him - Follow-up:
Sooo...I know you could never say ...but I wish I knew where you worked. I work in a very very similar place....sometimes I swear you're sitting in the office next to me, watching the same crap that I do! That's why being a banquet manager is such a pain in the ass.
If any other department fucks up their assignments it's up to you on the front line to save the day.
And then the GM will say all's well that ends well.
If any other department fucks up their assignments it's up to you on the front line to save the day.
And then the GM will say all's well that ends well.
Anonymous said on Why is There a Dog Here:
I'm pretty sure if the couple is spending 35K on a wedding their dog doesn't have any flees.
Liz said on I Don't Have Your Camera Lady:
Last week, a few hours after a day-long corporate meeting: a dude waves me down, tells me he left his extremely important, job-depends-on-it planner in the room that afternoon, and now it's gone. I gave him the "maybe one of your coworkers took it with them to give to you" schpiel, all the while thinking, if it was so damn important, WHY DID YOU FORGET IT? Ugh.Anonymous said on I Don't Have Your Camera Lady:
Does every housekeeping department have a Maria in it? Is it part of the starter kit? Sheets? Check. Soap? Check. Maria? Check. You want a doctor or lawyer for a daughter? Don't name her Maria. That is so funny! But I know things like this probably happen all the time.

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