Friday, October 8, 2010
3 Weeks of Hell
You know, I've read many times that you're not supposed to write in your blog "Sorry I haven't written a post in a long time".
That's because they don't want your readers to think you don't care enough about your blog to make frequent posts and that may turn off your readers.
Well, I guess they're not fu^#ing banquet managers!
We don't always have the friggin' time to sit our butts down in front of the computer to write about our crappy days.
The last 3 weeks have been a bloody nightmare. Every piss-ass bride drove me nuts. Every bitch meeting planner in our state seemed to be here. Every stupid 50th wedding anniversary or slutty sweet 16 was here. There were 2 parties for guys that just up and died.
I'm tired. Tired of working 16 hour days and tired of listening to the guest's BS complaints. Now I even got a Friday off and I'm relaxing.
I write this post at 11:30am, I just got my ass outta bed. My eyes are red, my feet ache and I've got a mountain of dirty suits that I need to take to the dry cleaners. That'll be another $60 bill I can't afford.
Now I'm getting a text from one of my waiters. Should I answer it back?
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