- How are you guys doing? This line drives me nuts and I seem to get it all the time when I'm out to eat and not only with "the guys".
- Are you finished with that? No, do you still see my fork on the side of the plate and my napkin still on my lap? When was the last time you peeked out from behind your service station to see what we were doing?
- Are you ready to order? Well I guess since my menu is folded and placed on the side of the table, and it's been 12 minutes since you left, and I've been straining my neck to see where the hell you are and if you are coming back to take my order...that should be a sign that we are ready to order.
Well. I'm waiting your comments to tell me I'm wrong...'cause I'm not!