Don't Send Me To Memphis Again!

Say it ain't so!

The big boss mentioned the other day that our sister property in Memphis is having some "union trouble" down there.  He said he may need me to go back and help straighten shit out.  

HELL NO...

They already shipped my ass there last year and I don't feel like going again.  I won't go there again.  I've got a family here boss!  I'm not single.  I just can't pack up my shit and hop on a plane to go save someone else's job.  Why don't YOU go down there?

Besides, there's no way in hell that I will allow some "rent-a-cop" airport jerk touch my junk!

I'll keep you folks updated.  I should hear some more about this shit by Thursday.


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