How Was My Valentine's Weekend?

We did a big Valentine's Day dinner on Saturday night for almost 200 people.  Open to the public but with reservations a must.  Here's how it went. 

• Rented red napkins were never delivered (BITCH!)
• Wrinkled linen, spent almost 2 hours ironing (I hate this shit)
• 2 late waiters (they heard it from me)
• 4 no show reservations, 11 people total (gotta charge their asses)
• Kitchen timing could have been better, they couldn't keep up with us
• The sorbet intermezzo was melted, kitchen didn't bother to make sure it was placed in the kitchen with enough time to freeze well (a**holes)
• 6 people wanted a vegetarian meal, and 1 vegan, even though we advertised the menu on our website and in all our print paperwork (jerks, just eat the damm steak!)
• Didn't have enough of an expensive wine that some bigshot wanted (still sold him 3 bottles anyway)
• One lady was so pretty that my guy waiters went gaga over her (reminded me of the bride we had last year with the BIG BOOBS)
• Room Service was slammed and tried to steal some of our B&B plates (yeah, BITE ME)
• Band wanted to eat when they felt like it (no, you eat when I tell you it's time to take a break)
• Special dessert that the chef planned to sit high on the plate kept falling over (he was pissed off but did the best he could to fix it) 
• People left very happy (especially the 5 different couples that asked for their dessert "to-go")

Guess they couldn't wait to get to their hotel room...

How was your day?

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