I Gotta Bitch About Those Waiters

We all have worked with some real knuckle-headed waiters over the years.  On this page I get to rant about them again.  Some work for me and others I have had the misfortune to be served by.

  • Who teaches these waiters this stuff?
  • One of the worst things a waiter can say to me
  • Have your staff meal somewhere else
Excuses For Being Late
  • I don't want to hear your B.S., just get your ass to work
    • Just pour the guest a drink already.  If not, get the f*^# out
      • Don't complain when you don't get the job
      • She's kinda cute
      National Waiter and Waitress Day
      • Aw come on, give me a break!
        • Who cares about your problems, just give me my food
        • Go buy a friggin alarm clock
        • And don't ask me again
        • You gotta wait, the kitchen isn't ready
        Stupid Things Your Waiter Says 
        • "How you guys doing?" and other shit like that
        Don't Check Up On Me With a Squirt Bottle in Your Hand
        • Put the damm thing down THEN come over to my table
        Hey Waiter...Stand 'Yer Ass Up Already
        • Stop squattin' next to my table when taking my order
        You Better Not Be Calling Out Now
        • She did it again
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