Weddings and Bridezilla Posts

This page is dedicated to pasts posts that are related to weddings and all the bridezillas I gotta deal with.


  • About a bride on a raining day...enough said.
  • So we screwed-up, why didn't you say something earlier?
  • Revenge is sweet for this mom.

The Wedding Final Detail Meeting
  • Get me outta here!

    • They were running around like nuts
    • Instead of bridezillas, how about guestzilla?
    • Just eat your damm eggs and get the hell out already.
    • Oh SHIT!
    • This drove all the guy waiters nuts.
    • Stop going to Arthur Murray Dance Studio if you've got 2 left feet.
    • A funny joke about how it's different when your old and decide to get married.

    I Only Work Weddings, He Says
    • My waiter actually told me one day that he only wants to work weddings.  Yeah right!
      •  Drunk bastards.

      The Cake Had the Wrong Icing Color
      • The title says it all.
        • One of my favorites.

        Why Is There a Dog Here?
        • Why would they bring a dog to a wedding?


          I Wonder What He Sees in Her?
          • Maybe it's her BIG boobs...