- About a bride on a raining day...enough said.
- So we screwed-up, why didn't you say something earlier?
- Revenge is sweet for this mom.
The Wedding Final Detail Meeting
- Get me outta here!
- They were running around like nuts
Where's The Friggin' Show Plates?
- How did I get stuck with this shit?
Real Brides Worst Wedding Guest Stories
- Instead of bridezillas, how about guestzilla?
- Just eat your damm eggs and get the hell out already.
- Oh SHIT!
- This drove all the guy waiters nuts.
- Stop going to Arthur Murray Dance Studio if you've got 2 left feet.
- A funny joke about how it's different when your old and decide to get married.
I Only Work Weddings, He Says
- My waiter actually told me one day that he only wants to work weddings. Yeah right!
- Drunk bastards.
The Cake Had the Wrong Icing Color
- The title says it all.
- One of my favorites.
Why Is There a Dog Here?
- Why would they bring a dog to a wedding?
I Wonder What He Sees in Her?
- Maybe it's her BIG boobs...