Things I Heard At The End Of My Shift Yesterday - Part 4

"I don't give a F^@!, I'm not gonna come in".
  • Said by the restaurant waiter that was just put on a 6th day on Thursday due to heavy reservations
"I got no Chambord". 
  • From jerk-ass bartender.  Did you make out your req. this morning buddy?
"I'm gonna hit on that new hostess, did you see her ass"?
  • Yeah, I know it's sexist, but I didn't say it.  The sous chef did.
"*@$^++ (*&^%w, J*=^%"
  • Something from the angry dishwasher that I couldn't understand 

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