"I don't give a F^@!, I'm not gonna come in".
- Said by the restaurant waiter that was just put on a 6th day on Thursday due to heavy reservations
- From jerk-ass bartender. Did you make out your req. this morning buddy?
- Yeah, I know it's sexist, but I didn't say it. The sous chef did.
- Something from the angry dishwasher that I couldn't understand